adult swim Are a Bunch of Smart Ass Pricks

1 04 2007

So, as you can see in my post below, I was eagerly awaiting the premier of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres. I knew it couldn’t be true that they would show their movie on TV about two weeks before its theatrical debut. And it was. At 10 PM ATHF:MFFT came on, and about 1 minute into the movie, it switches to Futurama. The ATHF movie shrunk down to about the size of a business card, and remained playing in the bottom left corner of the screen. Then this text appeared:

“You are now watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres…You are now also watching Futurama.”

Sons of bitches. I knew they were going to pull something like this, especially it being April Fools and all. Everyday I watch adult swim and everyday I read their coy little messages of simple white text against a plain black background, and think to myself, these guys are a bunch of sarcastic assholes (although funny at the same time). They have gone too far.

I got owned.





American Idol’s Worst Nightmare Has Come True

28 03 2007

I don’t watch American Idol, except for the first few episodes that are hilarious at the expense of a few misguided sociopaths. This season, there is something different going on. I heard my mom bitching about one of the contestants and how bad he was. She said some Indian sounding name, and I put two and two together, since I had see an Indian kid in the auditions, and pinned a name to a face. I didn’t pay much attention to the comment or the ensuing conversation. All I knew was that she was blaming the terrible Indian kid’s success on adolescent girls and their ability to completely seize and rape pop music. She mentioned that in one episode some girl in the audience was crying, just like they do at every Back Street Boys concert.

idol-cryer

That’s the picture of the actual girl crying while Sanjaya Malakar is performing “Girl You Really Got Me Now”, not a traditonal 12 year old girl cries her eyes out hit.

I got home and didn’t think twice about my mother’s suspiciously borderline racist comments. But, around 10:00 PM EST, my mom came into the room and started ranting about this kid again, mentioning how he wasn’t even in the bottom three contestants of the night. That’s when my dad jumped in: “Yeah, it’s that American Idol conspiracy.” What? An American Idol conspiracy? I was floored. Apparently a bunch of bloggers are encouraging everyone to vote for the worst contestants on American Idol. Genius. I have beeyn waiting for something like this to happen for years. Simon is absolutely furious. He knows what’s going on. He’s not an idiot. You can see it in his eyes, he knows that this kid sucks, and he knows that the internet has waged war upon him and his show.

Upon further investigation, I found votefortheworst.com. Right now, the site is down because the site is probably getting intense traffic now that this ‘conspiracy’ is public knowledge.

If you’d like to see some footage of Sanjaya sucking, watch here:

Girl crying:





Miss USA: America’s Retard

1 02 2007

We all know the story of Tara Conner, Miss USA, the girl who admitted to having a problem with alcohol (like every other 21 year old in the United States). She was reported to be hitting the clubs hard in New York and getting blasted, while acting a bit unappropriate for a pageant queen. Well, now she’s at it again.

Miss USA

The other day, on the Today show, Conner admitted to using cocaine. Nice move. Just as she is starting to fade out of the negative spot light, she throws herself right back in. Honestly, we don’t care if you blew some powder up your nose a few years ago, but don’t tell us about it on national television. Do you want your title and crown to be taken back from you? It’s like your fifteen year old daughter telling you she’s been having sex with her boyfriend for the past six months; we tried to stay out of it and deny everything, but now that we know, there is gonna be a serious beat down handed out.

Whatever Conner’s plan is, it’s obvious it isn’t working. I’m sure Donald Trump is glad she came out with this information…not. I can’t wait to see what Rosie has to say about this.





Best Prank Ever

18 01 2007

I saw this on TV today so I searched for it on the YouTube and found it. The guys reaction is hilarious. So funny.