Astronaut Affections, Assault, and Attempted Murder

6 02 2007

You like that alliteration, don’t you? I saw this today and thought it was pretty hilarious. The mug shot was actually what caught my eye more than the title of the article.

U.S. Navy Capt. Lisa Nowak, who flew on the space shuttle Discovery last July, drove 950 miles from Houston to Orlando — wearing diapers so she wouldn’t have to stop to urinate — to assault a woman she considered competition for the affections of a male astronaut, police said.



I thought people who the United States government sends into space on billion dollar space shuttles had to undergo extensive testing and surveillance to make sure they aren’t the least bit insane. This woman strikes me as Ted Bundy insane. I can understand her wanting to lay the punishment down on someone who is fuckin’ with her mans but the whole wearing diapers thing makes me question her sanity.

This makes me wonder if this was a slight lapse in judgement or just a complete disregard for what is considered acceptable behavior.

1. She planned on killing someone
2. She has a family
3. She had no relationship with the male astronaut other than a professional relationship.




3 responses

6 02 2007

This just shows how dedicated astronauts really are. I don’t know how much more dedicated you can get than wearing diapers to save time on a trip to murdering someone.

6 02 2007

She was obviously used to the diapers from space.

6 02 2007

lol, maybe. either way I think she has a few loose.

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