Miss USA: America’s Retard

1 02 2007

We all know the story of Tara Conner, Miss USA, the girl who admitted to having a problem with alcohol (like every other 21 year old in the United States). She was reported to be hitting the clubs hard in New York and getting blasted, while acting a bit unappropriate for a pageant queen. Well, now she’s at it again.

Miss USA

The other day, on the Today show, Conner admitted to using cocaine. Nice move. Just as she is starting to fade out of the negative spot light, she throws herself right back in. Honestly, we don’t care if you blew some powder up your nose a few years ago, but don’t tell us about it on national television. Do you want your title and crown to be taken back from you? It’s like your fifteen year old daughter telling you she’s been having sex with her boyfriend for the past six months; we tried to stay out of it and deny everything, but now that we know, there is gonna be a serious beat down handed out.

Whatever Conner’s plan is, it’s obvious it isn’t working. I’m sure Donald Trump is glad she came out with this information…not. I can’t wait to see what Rosie has to say about this.

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7 responses

1 02 2007
CajoleJuice

I’d still hit it with the fury of a thousand suns.

But yea, she’s retarded.

1 02 2007
h0pper

I never said I wouldn’t love to father her children, she’s just an idiot.

1 02 2007
Frank

Joel you’d pretty much hit anything at this point, wouldn’t you? Or, shouldn’t you?

1 02 2007
CajoleJuice

meh

2 02 2007
Frank

I’m just breaking your balls. You saw it coming.

2 02 2007
CajoleJuice

NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX

2 02 2007
h0pper

lol, let’s keep it civil.

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